Gathering of the Clan

Choose Your Sins Wisely
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Author:  Ron Hoff [ Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Choose Your Sins Wisely

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. 

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded:  "Yes it is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asked:  "Have you ever eaten pork?" 

To which the rabbi replied:  "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich. "

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. 

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest:  "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" 

The priest replied:  "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." 

The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" 

The priest replied:  "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." 
thinking for a few minutes. 
Finally, the rabbi said:  "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”

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