Gathering of the Clan

deer camp
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Author:  Ron Hoff [ Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:38 am ]
Post subject:  deer camp

No one wanted to room with Bob,
because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair
to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.

The first guy shared a room with Bob and went to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all

They said, "Man, what
happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night - didn't
sleep a wink"

The next night it was a different
guy's turn.

In the morning, same thing, hair
all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, you look

He said, 'That Bob shakes the
roof with his snoring.

I just sat up and watched him and
the roof all night."

The third night was Fred's

Fred was a deeply tanned, a much
older and experienced cowboy .... a man's

The next morning he arrived at
breakfast bright-eyed and

"Good morning!" he

They couldn't believe how
rested he looked.

They said, "how'd
y'do it?

He said, "Well, when we got
ready for bed, I went and tucked Bob in, patted him on the
butt, and kissed him good night.

Bob sat up and watched me all

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