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 Post subject: Big tipper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:54 pm 
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I'm a big tipper, I admit it. Probably because I have an affinity for underpaid waitpersons. I've been known to tip as much as a buck-fifty for a $30 tab. I know, what the hell, I don't mind dropping a generous tip for great service. Today, on a ten dollar bar bill, I dropped .50 added to my credit card. You should have seen the barman's reaction! He said something like "THANK you"! Although the THANK was muffled.

I guess I'm guilty of being a high roller. Let the good times roll.


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 Post subject: Re: Big tipper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:19 pm 
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You don't like baseball.

You tip like it's 1934.

You don't like good looking, well-bred educated women

You don't like dogs or John Wayne.

You voted for Jimmy Carter in 1980.

Why does Jim put up with you?


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 Post subject: Re: Big tipper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:37 pm 
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I tip according to service...that makes me unpopular with a certain segment of the service industry...

They'll get over it. Or not.

I already have...

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 Post subject: Re: Big tipper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:07 pm 
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Doug G wrote:
You don't like baseball.

You tip like it's 1934.

You don't like good looking, well-bred educated women

You don't like dogs or John Wayne.

You voted for Jimmy Carter in 1980.

Why does Jim put up with you?



I LOVE educated, good-looking women. My wife had a PhD in economics and was beautiful. But nowadays I'm attracted to sleazy overweight and needy women....what can I say? How much effort does it take to bring me an order of eggs and sausage at the Waffle House. And grits....they have good grits and country ham at the WH. A buck? 1980? How long ago was that?

So I'm a big tipper... what could be worse?


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 Post subject: Re: Big tipper
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:45 am 
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Waffle House grits are barely edible.

You amaze me. You're a non-tobacco use, yet you have the stunted taste buds of someone who has chewed plug tobacco since he was 5, smokes two packs of unfiltered Luckies a day, and takes three tablespoons of Cod Liver Oil each morning.

You probably prefer the single stack Moon Pies to the double-stacks.


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