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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:23 pm 
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SENIOR’S MEDICAL ADVICE

I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon!

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side Effects May Include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information!

LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM!

P.S. I am certain that this is solid information since the sender is the widow of an old fraternity brother, and, also a sorority sister of my wife. She was originally from New Jersey, had a sharp tongue and an even sharper mind. "Mick" was one of a kind back then, and she still is a solid citizen....but now residing in south Florida. Bux


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:52 pm 
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Past that along to some of my old friends.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:03 pm 
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I suspected that all along. There's a reason doctors are against alcohol.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:56 pm 
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I think I'm just gonna drop my insurance and go with this! Thanks for the tip.


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