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 Post subject: Big news in Heathsville
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:25 pm 
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Heathsville, our county seat was hopping this week. Tuesday, the Subway's dumpster caught on fire and burned right smartly. Fire department never showed up but the ladies at the book club meeting across the street were right entertained. Wednesday, snow was threatened and the United Daughters of the Confederacy canceled their meeting. (Southerners and snow, you know.) Just as well they canceled. They were to meet in the public library. Somebody backed his truck over its septic tank pump and caused the toilets to back up. Library had to close.

That's the big news from here.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:22 pm 
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Squire,

Where is your creativeness? You completely overlooked the strong possibility that all this was a coordinated Yankee raid staged by quarrelsome "come-heres". Obviously, the attacks were scheduled to be carried out during the inclement winter temperatures and snowfall when the majority of the watchful native citizenry were hunkered down in their homes. Bux


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