Gathering of the Clan

A Gathering of Fly Fishermen
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:22 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
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A high of 58 today here in sunny San Antonio. I sure hope this cold snap ends soon. :lol:

Predicted high of 68 on Sunday.

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22 degrees here. About 6 inches of snow and still falling. My car's stuck and I'm short on cigarettes. Rats.


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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:59 pm 
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Doug G wrote:
God talks with a Southern accent. Lucifer grew up on Long Island, took a Greyhound bus to East Tennessee, got his a$$ whipped, and went back to New York where he's served as Governor, as a Senator of both sexes, and is currently acting as both Senators, the governor and the Mayor of some pissant city with five or six boroughs and a lousy newspaper. It's so bad, Carnegie Deli closed. That can only be ascribed to Satan. God would never allow that.


Damn...I thought...The Devil Went Down to Georgia...

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Further North wrote:
Doug G wrote:
God talks with a Southern accent. Lucifer grew up on Long Island, took a Greyhound bus to East Tennessee, got his a$$ whipped, and went back to New York where he's served as Governor, as a Senator of both sexes, and is currently acting as both Senators, the governor and the Mayor of some pissant city with five or six boroughs and a lousy newspaper. It's so bad, Carnegie Deli closed. That can only be ascribed to Satan. God would never allow that.


Damn...I thought...The Devil Went Down to Georgia...


That's where he got his donkey handed to him.


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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:18 pm 
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Brian Greer wrote:
Further North wrote:
Doug G wrote:
God talks with a Southern accent. Lucifer grew up on Long Island, took a Greyhound bus to East Tennessee, got his a$$ whipped, and went back to New York where he's served as Governor, as a Senator of both sexes, and is currently acting as both Senators, the governor and the Mayor of some pissant city with five or six boroughs and a lousy newspaper. It's so bad, Carnegie Deli closed. That can only be ascribed to Satan. God would never allow that.


Damn...I thought...The Devil Went Down to Georgia...


That's where he got his donkey handed to him.


Damn again...thought it was a fiddle...well...actually the fiddle got taken...

The Devil went down to Georgia,
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind,
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn´t know it, but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle,
Boy, but give the Devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

The boy said, "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul!

The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire blew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in,
And it sounded something like this

When the Devil finished, Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the Mountain, run, boys, run
The Devil´s in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan a picking out dough,
Granny does your dog bite, "No, child, no"

The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny´s feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there´s ever been"

He played,
Fire on the Mountain, run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the breadpan a picking out dough,
Granny will your dog bite, "No, child, no"

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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
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Apparently, the forum filter does not like the word a$$


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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
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Brian Greer wrote:
Apparently, the forum filter does not like the word a$$


Nope. But I knew what you were getting at anyway. I've had more than a little experience with forum filters over the years... :oops:

All it takes is some mid level trickery...and a moderator who won't kick your donkey for having a little fun... ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
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We’re supposed to get a warm spell tomorrow. High near
28. Warmest it’s been in 3 weeks. I’m going ice fishing.

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 Post subject: Re: Take care!
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Satchel wrote:
We’re supposed to get a warm spell tomorrow. High near
28. Warmest it’s been in 3 weeks. I’m going ice fishing.


What kind of flies do you use to catch ice?

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