Gathering of the Clan

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:06 pm 

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

"No ma'am,” he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:35 am 

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Location: Leo, IN.
Teacher decided to do a vocabulary exercise and asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence. Little sally waved her hand and the teacher called on her. She said" Last weekend I went to my Uncles farm and got to watch all his animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said that's very good Sally but I said use the word fascinate not fascinating.

Little Susie was next and she said, Last year on the way home from Florida my family stopped at Rock City. I was fascinated." Again the teacher said I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated.

Little Johnny had been waving his hand furiously the whole time but the teacher knew he was always trouble and didn't want to call on him. Nobody else would put their hand up so she reluctantly called on Johnny. He said" My neighbor lady got a new shirt that has 10 buttons on it, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8"..

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