Gathering of the Clan

A Gathering of Fly Fishermen
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:51 pm 

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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turned around and said, "Geez, lady, why don't you tell the kid the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes got wide and he asked, "Is that true, Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answered, "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asked, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replied, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

An elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 11 children, 30 grandchildren, 41 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren..... and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:28 pm 

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A duck walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist: "I want a tube of Chapstick." The pharmacist says, "That'll be a buck twenty-five." The duck says, "Put it on my bill."

About a week later, same duck comes in and says "I want a package of condoms." The pharmacist says, "Shall I put them on your bill?"

The duck says "No, I'm not that kind of duck."

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