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 Post subject: Recent colonoscopy
PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:29 pm 
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Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure...

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have an erection," I replied.

"I do." replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .


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 Post subject: Re: Recent colonoscopy
PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:04 pm 
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Hope Our Pal Jim don't see this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Recent colonoscopy
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:35 pm 
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I recently went to visit my family practice Dr. for a routine check-up and medication renewal. He asked if I'd ever had a prostate exam. I said I had not and he suggested that, at age 58, it was time for my first. I agreed to the exam and he told me to remove my pants and underwear and lean over the exam table. I complied and, holding my garments, asked where I should put these. He said " oh just throw them over there on the floor next to mine"...... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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