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 Post subject: Good idea?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:25 pm 
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A friend emailed me this morning saying they were in a funk this morning and looking to find a way to brighten their day. I suggested they challenge someone to elephant jokes. The winner is the one who makes the worst one.

Inquiring minds want to know. :?:

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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
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Donald Trump


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What's the black stuff between an elephant's toes? A: slow natives

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?: so they can bounce into the trees and rape monkeys. Follow up:
What is the worst sound a monkey can hear? Sproing, sproing.


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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
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I'm beginning to worry about some of you people....Bux :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
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What does an Elephant dump after being fed kale by a spoiled Zebra for 8 years?

A pile of Trump.

Colston beat me to it, sort of.


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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
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How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping with your wife?

If she's pregnant for two years.

Elephant jokes were big in the '60s. Are they back in style?

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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
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Everything comes back around...except Nehru Jackets and Leisure Suits. I hope the hell they don't come around.


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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:19 am 
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I had to search to see what a Nehru jacket was.
Thank God they were never in fashion here, or at least I never saw one. But with all the liberals here, I wouldn't doubt that I see one in the near future.


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 Post subject: Re: Good idea?
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:54 am 
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ColoradoNative wrote:
I had to search to see what a Nehru jacket was.
Thank God they were never in fashion here, or at least I never saw one. But with all the liberals here, I wouldn't doubt that I see one in the near future.


I had to do the same. I can see those popping up around campus in Ft. Collins...

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I still wear my zoot suit on informal occasions. They'll come back.


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